When in doubt, call Dad. Featuring flowcharts, illustrations and graphics, this guide will help you master every aspect of being a Dad and make time for what really matters… after all that thermostat isn’t going to obsess over itself.With simple steps to help you construct the perfect dad joke, a scientific formula to determine which dance moves will embarrass your children the most and a chart to establish the perfect (read: useless) fact for any occasion, this is the ultimate guide to being a dad.Learn how to:

• Figure out the perfect hobby for you: is it golf, fishing, or growing vegetables?
• Collect thousands of old cables and out-of-date DIY magazines.
• Spend more time in the shed than in your own house.
• Master the mindful art of packing luggage into any car boot.
• Perfectly pair your socks and sandals.
• And more!